Me

Call me a mistress of titles, I dare you.

This one is a high school senior who sometimes likes to be unnecessarily eloquent…without boring her friends with her issues and irrational need to use large vocabulary in run-on sentences about mundane topics.

This one also likes to, on occasion, use unusual phraseology (such as using “this one” instead of “I”–ala Kenshin, I think–adding “z”s to make things plural, throwing in french pronouns, and saying “j00″ instead of “you”) to spice up short sentences. All caps are also highly favored, as are select abbreviations/emoticons (ftw, lol, XD, ^^, and lawl, the ever popular variation on “lol”). She will try to keep these to a fair minimum.
Writing in third person often amuses her (as does randomly switching between 1st and 3rd in this introductory page, apparently). As do things like art, theatre, music (piano), video games (RPGs are a favorite), and writing (obviously).

References to movies/books/games/inside jokes are abundant in these waters.
That is all.